Monday, January 17, 2011

Ode to Milhouse

Ode to Milhouse,

Oh  Milhouse Van Hoten is your shirt top unbuttoned?
You look like a fly with your googly eyes, you must like to act so  disgusting.
He wants to act cool when he studies at school. But always ends up looking a fool.
And Bart Simpson is always his friend to the end.
My poem about Millhouse is truly not easy , I struggle to to add something not sleazy .
But will help him rap to Lisa more breeze .
So clueless of  life, your smell may be rife and Barts put down does cut like a knife.
Bad parenting ,maybe  who doesn't get it? Whatever it is your bed you do wet it.
An outsiders outcast, a Man of La Mancha .  You must carry on  though each school day must haunt ya.
So look forward  to future and all it may bring, and the song that a robin will sing.
How dismal is life with a Indian burn. A present from Kirney totally unearned.
Dogs that bite cats that scratch,made somehow better with moms cookie batch.
Let us offer a prayer for Millhouse to the strange schoolyard gods. The end. r.g. 1-17-11

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